Komputer ialah seperti?

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Membaca buku "Why men can only do one thing at a time and Women never stop talking"
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Satu perumpamaan menarik diberikan, iaitu komputer. Dan lihat bagaimana komputer difikirkan secara berbeza oleh jantina berbeza. (Dan paling menarik, mengaitkannya dengan jantina lain)
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Women think that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
(sebab lelaki memang takkan beri perhatian jika tak diminta)
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2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
(you can interpret this for many reasons)
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3. They are supposed to help you solve the problems, but half the time they are the problem.
(oh yes. Kerana lelaki menjadikan masalah wanita semakin rumit, iaitu apabila mereka cuba menyelesaikan masalah mereka dan tidak fokus hanya untuk mendengar)
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4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
(hahaha.. no comment. Sila la tunggu putera dari kayangan kalau rasa nak tunggu. And you will find out that all men are actually the same, all come with goods and bads. No body is perfect after all)
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Men think that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but God understand their internal logic.
(eh, apa plak. Senang je nak faham perempuan)
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2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
(hoho.. dah korang yang tak faham. Bukan salah kami para wanita)
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3. Even your smallest mistake are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
(oh, memang susah dilupakan tragedi pahit yang menimpa. Memori manis juga disimpan rapi, jangan risau)
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4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
(carilah wanita beriman lagi solehah. Nescaya dunia hanya diletak di tangan. cewah)
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